I'm losing the will to live!!

1. Insomnia - I'm exhausted, but I can't sleep!
2. Frequent Bathroom Trips - Baby's weight and pressure builds every day
3. Migranes - Dehydration? Tiredness? Hormones?
4. Nausea - Return of the sickness!
5. SPD - the YEOUCH I just tried to lift my leg and really regret it!
6. Period Cramps - Braxton Hicks
7. Intense Back pain - from baby lying back to back
8. Bruised Ribs - from baby's feet
9. Inflamed uterus - from constant kicking
10. Sciatica - Can I say? "Ouch!"
11. Leaking colostrum - Oh no! I was supposed to feed my baby with that! and....eww!
12. Poking out tummy button - Baby, stop playing with it!!
13. Alien baby visuals - Wow, an impression of a foot - that was a hand...he's trying to stretch out!
14. Absent mindedness - What was I saying again??
15. Dizzyness and difficulty to focus - due to tiredness and lack of oxygen me thinks
16. Deep Stretch marks -with crevices so deep they could give the Grand Canyon a run for its money!
17. Cramps in the legs - ouch! Ouch! OUCH!
18. Hot Flushes - *In bed: Laura: "Ross, put the fan on, it's boiling!!" - a shivering Ross sadly switches on the fan and huddles up in the duvet - 5 mins later - "Ross, it's freezing! Turn the fan off!"*
19. Hormonal surges - Sobbing my heart out at the Persil adverts on TV
20. Feeling and looking fat - Yes, now I can say, I'm "Big and Pregnant" but pretty soon, I'll just be Big. :(

Oh the joys of being OVERDUE.

I hate to moan, but it's shortly after 8am and I've already been up for 3.5hrs. Not fun.

.....I want my baby! :(